Here’s a little tip I just developed that might prove useful for anyone in charge of special effects for a movie or stage play:

If you take one gallon of cold venison vegetable soup and accidentally spill said container onto the kitchen floor, the result is remarkably similar to that of my college dorm bathroom floor on the morning after a big football game, minus the smell.

I’m going to finish my lunch now, but it’s going to be a bit lighter than I planned.

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